"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark
THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE
TAG THE PORN PLZOH MY GOD SO MUCH FOOD PORN I LOVE IT
So much porn
MY MUM IS SITTING NEXT TO ME HAVE SOME RESPECT
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
FACT OF THE DAY: no one knows exactly how the dinosaurs went extinct, but one scientist, officialunitedstates, thinks that the reason behind the mass extinction was their size, “They’re just too big. They probably fell over a lot, maybe broke their ankles and stuff.”
either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care
ITS SOOO FLUFFYYYY
He’s thinking “damn I guess those dogs were onto something when they went and lived with humans…”
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
one of the my professor’s initials are XD and she signs off all her emails with XD and everyone thinks she’s doing the laughing emoticon and some of my friends have replied back with it in their emails and everyone’s only just realized and she’s probably doesn’t even know what it means
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
Folk singer with a cat…